The sky is sky blue! The ground is sky blue! The coins are sky blue! The goombas are sky blue! Bowser is sky blue! You are sky blue! Play it by trust!

A series of gunshots.

At some point Meteor changed and this project died. See its info page for some documentation.

Who’s in the lead?! I am! No wait, you are! No wait who’s that guy?! What the hell, man! Catch up! Fall behind! Don’t even care! Be a true Leaderboarder!

Are you drowning right now?! Don’t do that! Or maybe you could just let yourself go! Slip beneath the waves! But no! Life is a struggle! You’ve just got to want it enough!