It is as if you were making love

Physical intimacy is a thing of the past! Finally! But wait! Why do you feel so alone?! You want to touch someone?! Make them feel good?! But you don’t really want to actually have to touch someone?! You don’t really want to deal with another human?! Well you’re in luck! With this new application it is as if you were making love!

Hot Coffee

This is a Flash project and Flash has been discontinued. View the game's page for more information.

You wanna have some coffee?! Alright! Let’s have us some coffee! Some coffee! If you know what I mean! And I think that you do! Some? Coffee! That’s right. How about you get on into this game have have yourself some coffee?! Coffee! Hot, hot coffee!