They know what we did. What do we do now?

Won’t someone think of the children!? They need food! They need play! They need not to drown! They need not to be electrocuted! Do something for crying out loud! Jostle them!

A series of gunshots.

This is a Flash project and Flash has been discontinued. View the game's page for more information. Note that it does have some functionality in HTML5.

Are you ready for some Dick Fight?! An every night party! We got small and medium and big! We gonna get it dick started! Seriously though! Fight for your dick! Fight with your dick! Play with a friend! Knock their dick off! Or just play with yourself!

This is a Flash project and Flash has been discontinued. View the game's page for more information.

You bastard! Or are you?! Delve deep into the world of being an irritating jerk! Or not! Are you a jostler from the streets or some kind of politely sidling dandy?! Or are you just trying to get by in this crazy world?! You be the judge!

This is a Flash project and Flash has been discontinued. View the game's page for more information.

Or course you realise this means war?! Relive the halcyon handheld LCD game days of your youth! The shrill beeps! The slow refresh rate! Or possibly wonder what the hell this thing is meant to look like! Push buttons! Win wars! Go crazy!

This is a Flash project and Flash has been discontinued. View the game's page for more information.

You can do it Sisyphus! Be the boulder! Keep on rollin’! Don’t stop! Never give up! No retreat! No surrender! No end in sight! Just delicious Greek torment as far as the eye can see and as fast as the fingers can type!

This is a Flash project and Flash has been discontinued. View the game's page for more information.

Games and ethics! It’s the oldest chestnut in the book! Try your hand at the switch and see what you would do in a series of gruelling ethical challenges from the all-time classic ethical thought experiment from philosophy, the trolley problem! Choose wisely and well! No regrets!