The Artist Is Present
(Originally released 14 September 2011)

Are games art?! This one definitely is! The Artist is Present is a Sierra-style recreation of the famed performance piece of the same name by artist Marina Abramovic at the Museum of Modern Art in New York City. Have the experience only a lucky few have ever had! Stare into Marina Abramovic’s eyes! Make of it what you will! Just like art!

Sound System I
(Originally released 8 January 2015)

Make sounds! Are they music?! Who even knows what music is these days?! And what would John Cage say?! Maybe he’d just be silent and let the universe speak for him! Zing!

What We Did
(with Rilla Khaled, originally released 3 February 2015)

They know what we did. What do we do now?

Jostle Parent
(Originally released 10 April 2015)

Won’t someone think of the children!? They need food! They need play! They need not to drown! They need not to be electrocuted! Do something for crying out loud! Jostle them!

Let's Play: The Shining
(Originally released 22 April 2015)

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy! All work and no pllay makes Jack a dull boy! All work and no play makes Jaca dyll boy! All work and no play makes Jack a dullboy! All work and no plaay makes Jack a dull boy!

Let's Play: Ancient Greek Punishment
(Originally released 30 November 2011)

You can do it Sisyphus! Be the boulder! Keep on rollin’! Don’t stop! Never give up! No retreat! No surrender! No end in sight! Just delicious Greek torment as far as the eye can see and as fast as the fingers can type!

Abramović Method Games

This is a Flash project and Flash has been discontinued. View the game's page for more information.

Count rice! Count seeds! Step up and down! Talk to trees! Stop the anger! Feel the rain! Look at the colours! Video game!

Durations

This is a Flash project and Flash has been discontinued. View the game's page for more information.

Are we there yet?! Are we there yet?! How long is this game anyway?! Develop an intimate relationship with time! Take a second! Take forever! Yes! It really does take as long as it says!

Lo-Fi Dick Fight

This is a Flash project and Flash has been discontinued. View the game's page for more information. Note that it does have some functionality in HTML5.

Are you ready for some Dick Fight?! An every night party! We got small and medium and big! We gonna get it dick started! Seriously though! Fight for your dick! Fight with your dick! Play with a friend! Knock their dick off! Or just play with yourself!

Jostle Bastard

This is a Flash project and Flash has been discontinued. View the game's page for more information.

You bastard! Or are you?! Delve deep into the world of being an irritating jerk! Or not! Are you a jostler from the streets or some kind of politely sidling dandy?! Or are you just trying to get by in this crazy world?! You be the judge!

The Digital Marina Abramović Institute

This is a Flash project and Flash has been discontinued. View the game's page for more information.

Welcome to the Digital Marina Abramovic Institute! It’s like the Marina Abramovic Institute! But it’s Digital! What does that mean?! What do you mean, “what does that mean?!”?! Get in there and find out for yourself! Experience six exercises designed by Marina Abramovic! Watch some performance art! Get into the spirit of things!

Art Game

This is a Flash project and Flash has been discontinued. View the game's page for more information.

Experience the exhilaration of making art you really believe in! Experience the agony of rejection by the curatorial team! Consider selling out and just making what people seem to want! Change your mind again and follow your dreams! Be a star of the art world! Be a horrible failure! Be an artist!

Ludwig Von Beatdown

This is a Flash project and Flash has been discontinued. View the game's page for more information.

Play the unfamous web version of that famous game everyone’s been talking about! Run! Walk! Shove! Jostle! It’s basically the same thing! But without all the effort! Be part of a democratizing force for good in the world!

War Game

This is a Flash project and Flash has been discontinued. View the game's page for more information.

Or course you realise this means war?! Relive the halcyon handheld LCD game days of your youth! The shrill beeps! The slow refresh rate! Or possibly wonder what the hell this thing is meant to look like! Push buttons! Win wars! Go crazy!

Hot Coffee

This is a Flash project and Flash has been discontinued. View the game's page for more information.

You wanna have some coffee?! Alright! Let’s have us some coffee! Some coffee! If you know what I mean! And I think that you do! Some? Coffee! That’s right. How about you get on into this game have have yourself some coffee?! Coffee! Hot, hot coffee!

Epic Sax Game

Daaaah! Dah dahdah dahdah-dah! Dah dahdah dahdah-dah! Daaaaaahdah daaaaaadah dah dah dah dah dah! Yes! Epic Sax Guy is now the star of his very own game! You, too, can live out the Epic Sax Life! Play your saxophone in a variety of settings! Practice in your room! Win Eurovision 2010! Win YouTube! Do it all!

Two Player Breakout

This is a Flash project and Flash has been discontinued. View the game's page for more information.

Two player single keyboard action! You are bat! You are bricks! Finally bricks has a say in the matter! Fight for survival in the ball-eat-brick world of Atari-era Breakout! Watch out for those third-layer orange bricks! They’re a doozy!

You Say Jump I Say How High

This is a Flash project and Flash has been discontinued. View the game's page for more information.

Jump! How High! You be the judge! Enter into the magical world of adjusting physics parameters! Just like a programmer! Grow dark with rage! Feel light with elation! Ride the jagged waves of numbers! And collect some coins and stars while you’re at it!

All's Well That Ends Well

This is a Flash project and Flash has been discontinued. View the game's page for more information.

You can do it Sisyphus! Be the boulder! Keep on rollin’! Don’t stop! Never give up! No retreat! No surrender! No end in sight! Just delicious Greek torment as far as the eye can see and as fast as the fingers can type!

ZORBA

This is a Flash project and Flash has been discontinued. View the game's page for more information.

Dance?! Did you say dance?! Come on, my boy! Together! Let’s go! Again! Down! Boss… I have so much to tell you! Now’s your chance to go head to head in a furious Greek dancing contest against Zorba himself!

Trolley Problem

This is a Flash project and Flash has been discontinued. View the game's page for more information.

Games and ethics! It’s the oldest chestnut in the book! Try your hand at the switch and see what you would do in a series of gruelling ethical challenges from the all-time classic ethical thought experiment from philosophy, the trolley problem! Choose wisely and well! No regrets!

Safety Instructions

Mavis Beacon Teaches Horrible Death In An Air Wreck! See if your fingers are fast enough to save yourself from the many grisly deaths available in the world of air travel. And learn something in the process! Like typing! And how to not die!

Let There Be Smite!

A God-game from another mother! Whatever that means! Take on the Big Job and decide whether to punish or forgive all the Sinners in the world! If you get sick of them, just flood the planet!