Make sounds! Are they music?! Who even knows what music is these days?! And what would John Cage say?! Maybe he’d just be silent and let the universe speak for him! Zing!

They know what we did. What do we do now?

Won’t someone think of the children!? They need food! They need play! They need not to drown! They need not to be electrocuted! Do something for crying out loud! Jostle them!

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy! All work and no pllay makes Jack a dull boy! All work and no play makes Jaca dyll boy! All work and no play makes Jack a dullboy! All work and no plaay makes Jack a dull boy!

This is a Flash project and Flash has been discontinued. View the game's page for more information.

Count rice! Count seeds! Step up and down! Talk to trees! Stop the anger! Feel the rain! Look at the colours! Video game!

This is a Flash project and Flash has been discontinued. View the game's page for more information.

Are we there yet?! Are we there yet?! How long is this game anyway?! Develop an intimate relationship with time! Take a second! Take forever! Yes! It really does take as long as it says!

This is a Flash project and Flash has been discontinued. View the game's page for more information. Note that it does have some functionality in HTML5.

Are you ready for some Dick Fight?! An every night party! We got small and medium and big! We gonna get it dick started! Seriously though! Fight for your dick! Fight with your dick! Play with a friend! Knock their dick off! Or just play with yourself!

This is a Flash project and Flash has been discontinued. View the game's page for more information.

You bastard! Or are you?! Delve deep into the world of being an irritating jerk! Or not! Are you a jostler from the streets or some kind of politely sidling dandy?! Or are you just trying to get by in this crazy world?! You be the judge!

This is a Flash project and Flash has been discontinued. View the game's page for more information.

Welcome to the Digital Marina Abramovic Institute! It’s like the Marina Abramovic Institute! But it’s Digital! What does that mean?! What do you mean, “what does that mean?!”?! Get in there and find out for yourself! Experience six exercises designed by Marina Abramovic! Watch some performance art! Get into the spirit of things!